Thursday, May 04, 2006

Zarqawi Blooper Video

On the heels of this comes a blooper video of jihadist Al-Zarqawi.

You'll see that he has no idea how to operate the machine gun and requires assistance from a fellow jihadist. And you'll see that he's wearing sneakers! Sneakers-- how American! How infidel! I wonder what the Koran has to say about wearing infidel footwear?

Hell, he looks like a rapper making a music video...

What a dork. A murderer, but a pathetic man. Yes. Zarqawi is a pathetic man, all talk but he can't walk the walk. A coward-- he has other people go blow themselves up while he hides safely away. What a wimp!

This is why the Free World will defeat jihad. Jihad leaders are cream puffs!

And as for Usama Bin Laden: he's too chicken to show his face on video anymore. Cluck-cluck, Usama, yo' mama! Cluck-cluck, peck-peck... boom!

So the fearsome, murdering terrorists are actually, on the inside, quite limp-wristed and yellow. We'll kick sand in their faces and they'll cry and turn into dust...

We're coming for you, O jihadists!

You're finished, O jihaidsts! You're all going to hell!

I noticed that Kate at SmallDeadAnimals.com posted on the video as well. Too bad her comments function is temporarily out of order. Y'all can discuss it here if you wish.